fine... fine... here's one.

1.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhymes,
But this one don't.

2.
Do you ever wonder why Yoda(the little ancient alien from Star Wars) never got married?
Because instead of saying, "I do", it said, "Do I?"

3.
One day, a father and son went fishing in a lake. While they were rowing their boat towardsthe middle of the lake, they saw another boat capsizing. Being the kind man the father is, he bravely jumped into the lake to safe the survivors of the capsized boat. The survivors were so grateful and said, "Oh kind man, thank you for saving our lives! How can we EVER repay you?". The kind father promptly said, "It's okay...we're in the same boat..."

4.
One day, an aeroplane was overweight. It has a huge rock, a brick house and a refridgerator in it. Which one of those 3 things should the plane dump off to lighten the load?
The refridgerator because it has an elephant in it.

5.
Why did the koala falls off the tree?
It was hit by a falling refridgerator.

6.
Why did the 2nd koala falls off the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.

7.
Why did the 3rd koala falls off the tree?
It thought the first 2 koalas are playing a game.

8.
Why did the 4th koala falls off the tree?
Peer pressure.

9.
Why did the 5th koala falls off the tree?
It was hit by another falling refridgerator.

10.
Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?
It was hit by 5 falling koalas and 2 falling refridgerators.


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These jokes are superbly LAME!!!