so thoughtful of me

My mom loves to send 'care packages' over to my sister and I felt the need to try on her newest pair of slippers without her permission. So, as an ever-loving and constantly thoughtful brother, I took a picture to annoy the bear out of her.



Why do I have a certain feeling that I'm going to regret posting this. But still, hah.

"Have at thee, blackguard!"

Oh look what I found on the Internet today:


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Let's get all hypothetical for a second. Pretend you're sleeping at home and some dude breaks in and is going to rob you/kill you. How will you defend yourself quickly? Enter the Safe Bedside Table, a genius creation from designer James McAdam. What looks like a simple, basic table at first, quickly becomes a shield and sword ready for your defense. We're talking King Arthur-style, though, because you'll be greeting those attackers with a medieval-style shield and wooden club. No sharp swords or maces here. Remember to call 911 first before you start screaming things like, "Have at you, blackguard!" The whole thing is made of cherry and steel so it won't look hideous, either.

Tell me, who ISN'T going to get a kick out of this? I am contemplating on going to a carpenter here and him to make something like this for me. It would be very awesome.


(I can hear Michelle giggling and laughing away at this)

it's showtime!

Well, tomorrow's the day.
The day for the show.
My Church's grand opening.
Oh, Lord;
Hopefully things will go well.


With much love and anxiety,
K'chai.

combos

I get combos all the time. But rather than getting one of those McD or KFC combos, which I really don't mind, I seem to catch those sore throat combos all the time. If I'm your resident illness salesman, below would be my sales pitch trying to sell you my 'favourite' combo:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
For just a change in weather and room temperature, you can have your very own sore throat combo! It's not just ANY sore throat combo but it's one of those that comes along with body aching flu and swashbuckling fever! Our suppliers had us all stocked to the roof during the June-August season so, there is enough for everyone!

Come get yours today! 100% body-breaking satisfaction guaranteed!


Terms and Conditions apply. No returns or refunds accepted."

Oh yes... I can hear those 'groans' and eyeball rolling sounds already.

How am I suppose to do my work and prepare for the church opening like this?

what to read

I'm not much of a reader, but I sure like the illusion of choices.

Click for biggie.

Well, I haven't blogging lately because I am not able to put any of my ideas down into coherent sentences. For now.