Saturday, January 20, 2007

any vets in the house

Saw something really strange this morning that really grossed me out. I(my mom actually) found the HEAD of a KITTEN on the walkway. It was detached from it's body with blood stains all over the walkway. As if the front of the kitten's head literally popped out of it's skull. You can see the muscle strands of the kitten's head sticking out from the back. To make things worse, the other parts left are the intestines and ONE miserable hind leg with the rest of the body is MISSING. So, I kick-start my day with a miserable sight of a kitten's head, intestines, a hind leg and a mess of a blood stain.

There could be a few possibilities on what might have caused this strange... happening:

1. It was in a fight with another cat much bigger than it.
2. A dog sneaked into the house and 'stumbled' upon the kitten.
3. A monitor lizard; wait; A REALLY BIG monitor lizard that sneaked through the front gate.
4. An owl? Unlikely but mother nature can be pretty mean at times.
5. A hobo(homeless dude) that broke into my house compound and found 'supper'.
6. A zombie outbreak. Unlikely as well, since I'm moaning and groaning right now with an insatiable hunger for BBBBBRRRAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS.
7. WORST CASE SCENARIO: One of us Woons woke up in the middle of the night and sleep-walked our way into having a kitten in one of our mouths.

If any of you have ANY idea on how this would happen, don't hesitate to post in the comments. The more outrageous it is, the better.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

from Mother Teresa...

...with love.

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind,
people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful,
you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight.
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness,
they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
Give the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis
it is between you and God;
it was never between you and them anyway.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

hawt magic

Some of you may have gotten sick of my doing magic for the past 2-3 years. Heck, even I got sick of myself doing the same things over and over again. So, I'm going to do something different by putting some hawt hawt magic videos up on for everyone to see. These are BRAND NEW stuff that I personally have not shown to anyone. Well, besides Daniel, who just saw it last night when he came over to my place.

For all of you technical dudes out there, I recorded these with a Nokia N73 and to be very honest, I'm very surprised with the quality of the video. I will be turning off sound for all my videos unless they require me to talk.

Oh, by the way, please rate my videos! Thanks!

Yay! I'm now a YouTube superstar!


Thursday, January 11, 2007

Grandpa's Aces

*ogles at David Copperfield's mad skillz*

Monday, January 08, 2007

for the house fans

Can you believe that this guy's a Brit?!


Saturday, January 06, 2007

weener waggin

One of the things that really irks me is that how people sometimes talk down on each other in front of others just to show how he/she is a better/smarter/hotter than the other and the other person just won't give in. That can be described as weener wagging. As it usually happens to guys with excessive testosterones and/or the inability to know when their "Alpha Male"-ness(who the heck believes in that?) is stepping on other people's toes. People will feel insulted, ashamed and generally disheartened.

I have caught myself to be inadvertently guilty of this as well and as part of my New Year's Resolution, I want to get rid of that. Completely.

No point arguing over something that benefits no one besides slapping each other around with overly pretentious egos. It's just, well, rubbish.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

mmm.... stress... yummy

After a one and a half months break, I kinda forgot how stress taste like.

It's yummy, I tell you.


Monday, January 01, 2007

a beautiful year ahead

2007 will be a challenging year; no doubts about it.

But I just can't wait to give 2007 a swift kick in the arse and nail that one year that may very well change my life forever and possibly determine my future career(and family *sniffs*) life.

Here's a toast to a beautiful and great year ahead!